No Sleep

Jul 27 2008
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The New York Times reviews a book, “Buying In,” about marketing to young, ‘savvy’ consumers. Blah blah blah.

But, here’s where it gets good. Pabst Blue Ribbon has been marketing itself to hipsters, the type that live in Williamsburg, Portland, Seattle, etc. by NOT marketing… at least using typical media like TV, magazines and newspapers.

The hipsters, you know, bushy beards, floppy hair, skinny jeans, ironic T-Shirts, have flocked to PBR like the plague because it’s oh so anti-establishment. The joke, as usual, is on them…

“In reality, Pabst Blue Ribbon’s anticapitalist ethos is, as Walker puts it, “a sham.” The company long ago closed its Milwaukee brewery and now outsources its operations to Miller. Its entire corporate staff is devoted to marketing and sales, not brewing. “You really couldn’t do much worse in picking a symbol of resistance to phony branding,” Walker writes. But P.B.R.’s fans don’t care. In the new era of murketing, image is everything.”

Ha… nice. Some may even say brilliant. Though marketing to a group of insecure consumers who define themselves by dressing, eating and drinking exactly like their peers doesn’t seem too difficult. Fish in a barrel, anyone?

Jul 22 2008

Nokia E71

Swung around to the Nokia Store on 57th to give the phone a whirl prior to the release party on Thursday. While it looks great, I found the performance a little disappointing. They keyboard just didn’t feel right.

That said, it may still be better than the iPhone or the Blackberry Bold. I plan on holding out for a new phone and a switch to AT&T until the Bold is released and I can compare the three. But, I have to say, I”m getting a little antsy and may not make it that long.

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mylifeinacube:

I can buy my own gold watch, thank you.

This guy’s work is so fantastic. And, yeah, this is exactly how I feel. Hence, it’s nearly (well, compared to my first years, anyway) hula hula time…

Jul 19 2008

Decision Made

I’ve been wrestlling with moving to Seattle for work, or quitting my and finding a new job in New York.

I made a decision.

I’m quitting my job and moving to Maui. Full story here.

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If you ever want to lose faith in humanity, read any comments section on the internet.
— New York Times commenter (via juliaallison)
Jul 18 2008
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A long time ago in a galaxy not too far away… there was an evil empire ruled by the Dark Lord Howard Schultz. The fall of the empire began when the evil Schultz sold the Sonics to raiders from Oklahoma City. Then, 600 stores closed. It wasn’t long before mass destruction and the end of Starbucks as we knew it…

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Biting into a peach is nerve-wracking experience. A good peach is the cat’s meow… a bad peach is the nastiest thing you can place between your lips.

Jul 15 2008
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Joe Morgan at All Star parade

Jul 14 2008
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Walking home from work, I ran into the Batmobile. The frickin’ BATMOBILE! I love living in New York.

Jul 11 2008

Women…

A female friend of mine, who lives in LA, has been on IM with me for the past week fretting about a boy we know visiting LA for work.

Turns out she’s had a crush on him for two years. Now, this woman is one tough chick. She doesn’t take shit from anyone. I was shocked she’s basically in the same position that I am.

I mean, all week, it’s been “should I tell him?”… “would it ruin our friendship? I don’t want to make things weird”… “he’s the one for me”… on and on.

So, he comes to town with the rest of the filming crew. My friend is friends with the entire crew.

I text my friend the next morning to see how things went. She was in bed with… one of the guys on the crew, but not the one she likes. Now she thinks she wants to date this guy, who, it seems, confessed to her that he’s had a crush on her for the last two years.

Oy vey.

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